#ooc

She is so going to wind up in some shambly victorian a block down from her parents, full up of books, cracked china, and a menagerie

Would have been funny if Janet put him in the hospital. WG "Well, see, he was hitting on this nocker grump..."

"They were able to save one testicle, at least."

-Cackles-

...Yeah, pissing off Janet is less than wise, even if she's got a limp.

Did you know about Jerrod, Z-p? G

I did not

Not surprised

I was trying to stay quiet. It was hard....

Good thing Janet never took him up on his offers to go to his magic shows.

Indirect houses. 🙂

Heh, yeah.

Yeah, again - hard to keep a master of wayfare down without iron

nod But she knew stuffs

She knows stuff. And knows the sluagh. And PROTECTED Ice.

Yup. So...."Come to the show. Bring everyone."

Mama bear. Rar. 🐻

So - her "not really doing romance" schtick has an upside

Mama SHARK! lol 🐋

Okay, that's a whale, but you get the idea.

It does!

The teeth!

Yup!

"Shark-toothed grin of terrifying affection", Best. Descriptive line. Ever.

That is a good one!

Janet loves Ice. Gives him neat whisky, teaches him to play poker, tries to hook him up with murdery friends

Like any good Mom. nod!

I think she won the poker game.

Ugggggggh. People suck.

Yes, they do.

Agreed.

Why is it illegal to set fire to stupid people?

Is it?

Thus far, yes.

-G-

Siiiigh.

That explains SO much.

Cuz you might catch a building on fire and then it'd be arson.

Buildings never did a thing to me. I am a friend to all built structures. People, on the other hand...

"Yer honor, Bubba here has been charged with Ar son..." "Well, now Bubba, you marry that girl right away, y'hear?" Slams hammer down

Hah!

Still. GROMPH. Day's not even half over

My sympathies.

"A cat you've never seen before has some sort of parasite. I think it's lice. What should I do?"

Well, first of all, lice can't survive on cats and dogs and secondly, bring 'em in.

I think it's a valid question. Like, "I think my cat has fleas bad", "Use Frontline."

He's got a large wound on him that's bleeding. What should I do? ... are... are you serious?

But he didn't know what his cat HAD.

Ahh