Within a couple hours, most of the nouns have been erased, leaving blanks.
"Are you a mentally and physically fit ________ willing to work with other ____s? Do you want to honor your __ heritage at a genuine ____..."_
And shortly after that, it has been filled in again, MadLibs style!
Who knows, maybe Rivervale WILL seek out a mentally fit BUTT willing to work with other CHEEKS, honoring their TOOTING heritage at a genuine FART.
Somewhere, pookas giggle in glee.