"One time, she was missing the sun.. I made this spot light... it burned the clouds away enough so she...well, it'd been so gray...but my device malfunctioned... she had the sun coming down from above, but the spotlight was spitting rainbows at her feet. She..she thought I did it on purpose, so she'd have TWO things, sun and rainbows at the same time. She told me I was the best... I loved it when she did that" The nocker wipes his eyes "Shit..gonna lose two man cards for this one"