"Oh I have been for far longer than you have had your current life," He says. "I've endured much for it. " He says "You may notice my kind are not .. strong on the land we are banished to. Often we appear lame, or in my case, I have a hard time 'breathing' " he does tend to get wheezy, "It is another price we pay, but I will say, save for your odd preoccupation with pants, you have been a kind host to my anchor where others were not always"