He holds up a poster he'd made, mostly in rough marker Attention: Do you want to be a Squire to Countess Flamefree? Then join the WHO WANTS TO BE JESSICA'S SQUIRE? Contest this pennons! This is your chance for Nobility, glory, a job fetching coffee and polishing mauls! Just pass the three tests of Military Zeal, Gofer Response Time, and how to read a room! One of the lucky contestants will be picked by the Countess herself! Ages 6-16. Sign up below