#fenixtj

"Well, now -I'm- here."

"Right.. you can watch" They say reaching for their buttons

"You both take full responsibility for this duel and the outcomes?"

"Yeah"

"Honor must be upheld.. hell yes"

The crowds are getting bigger

"Fine.... this is against my better judgement. Prove me wrong." And she nods permission.

And they release the beasts!

She watches anxiously.

The giant Roo thrashes its tail! The Salamander thing thumps and circles!

THe Roo makes a sqqeeeeee sound high and echoing

The Salamander seems to be moving in a rhthym, then.. it lunges around from behind and clambers onto the roo monster

"He's got her in a grip!" Chortles one Nocker

"Ah, when she back kicks this fight will..."

And then... well, the tail lashes around the back of the Salamander thing... and...

they seem grappled, but no longer fighting!

The two great behemoths instead begin lurching in unison, back and forth, back and forth

Chimerical Jazz begins playing

Parents in the crowd realize what's happening, and begin turning their kids around, or shielding the eyes of the younglings

"That's now how the over ride is supposed to work" One Nocker says

"Well, it's Not MY doing. MY AC agression focuser with negative charge is working fine.. or was!" The other says

"Wait, I'm using a DC Agressiion focuser with positive charge! "

"Do the two of you have something you'd like to say to each other?" Her expression is chill and her tone frosty, for all that her cheeks are a merry purple.

"Your furking device screwed this up!" They say at the same time and point at each other

Jessica growls at them both. "What are you going to do about it?!?!"

"oh" One says

"Uh.." the other says

"NOW."

They snap to it! working together on their devices... "We should be able to knock them out and put them back in their cages... just.. just a few minutes"

A few minutes allows the Mutual Of Omaha''s Chimerical Kingdom to continue for a bit

Jessica can't quite watch, but she remains stoically focused on the hapless nocker's efforts.

Nancy says "I got some guys who say they can help" She gestures to some satyrs

One satyr with a magnificent mustache says "May we? It will not harm them"

"They look like they're doing just fine on their own!" Jessica nearly chokes, speaking of the Chimera.

"Oh not like that.. well, show er" nancy says

Pull out some custom made cigarettes, lace them with something... then ... cast, using a go ask Alice Cantrip to make the cigs get bigger, and bigger.. ie monster sized!

The Chimera roll over, see the Cigs. The Salamander uses a flame attack on the end of each sig, and offers the Roo one.

And they begin to smoke

"Oh God......" Jess puts her face in her hands helplessly.

"Any second now and we'll have the device fixed countess and.. oh"

Soon, the two monster chimera grow drowsy, and collapse

"Thanks guys!" Nancy says, then she turns to Jessica "Frankly I think it's a filithy habit, but it worked"

"You two. Cage them back up or secure them, or whatever you have to do, and take them to -Fenix.-" she names her OWN hold "And wait for me there."

Surely the Countess wouldn't -murder- them for a little.... um.... mistake? No?

GULPS.. and nods "Yes, Countesss" "you got it, countess" No lip

Jess turns to Nancy. "Thank you. And thanks to your Kithbrothers as well, please."

"Gracious, Amigos!" She waves to them "I owe you each a round of drinks later"

THey cheer and move off

One boggan approaches "Countess? Did I hear right that you were going to have a talk with these two Kaiju porn directors?" She GLARES at the nockers who are working to get the creatures in their cages