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November 12th, 2019
earldebuke
3:25pm
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earldebuke
3:26pm
'YO, Blutooth, we gotta rap" Necropsis says with his bad strut swagger
earldebuke
3:26pm
of course, he's also got his little girl with him
shadylady
3:32pm
Jessica sighs. "Yes, Necropsis?"
earldebuke
3:35pm
"Moving on up... " He says "Gonna be turning office girls into some higher class hos"
shadylady
3:35pm
Jessica rubs her horns.
earldebuke
3:36pm
"Thought I might want to warn you you gonna have some new pimp likely moving in only not as respectful to the bitches as I am"
shadylady
3:37pm
"It's been brought to my attention, yes."
earldebuke
3:41pm
"yeah?" Surprised, "Weird. Trolls are so stupid I don't know how you figure out anything, so good on you. Now.. I got me a trump level set up there and you know how I like cheeto man, voted for him twice... but you want me to keep grabbing em by the pussy here, you need to lay something on me" He makes a gimmie motion "So let's hear it"
shadylady
3:42pm
Jessica looks like she has a headache beginning. "You want... permission for something?"
earldebuke
3:43pm
"Girl? You NEED me like Herpes needs a cream... but what you gonna pay for the cream?"
shadylady
3:44pm
"I don't understand, Necropsis."
earldebuke
3:46pm
"HOw much you gonna pay me to bang here instead of there? "
shadylady
3:48pm
"I'm not." Blankly. "I expect you to be with Tweak at Albedo."
earldebuke
3:48pm
"SO you okay with the local girls getting three black eyes and hooked on the glue? Damn girl, you cold. "
shadylady
3:51pm
A sigh. "No, of course not. Ok, you're saying I have to pay you to keep you working over here too?"
earldebuke
3:53pm
He grins "Flip the script!"
earldebuke
3:54pm
Well, that's true, the spider pooka's 'cut' to her has been funding the barony finacially
shadylady
3:58pm
"Necropsis, I know you believe you are doing a good thing, or at least mutually beneficial, but I can't tell you how much I hate it."
shadylady
3:59pm
"That said, if you want to... um, handle all those matters county-wide, I won't increase the percentage you .... donate to the county coffers."
earldebuke
3:59pm
He say "Maybe if you had a few drinks and tried harder.." He nods sympathetically
earldebuke
3:59pm
Then a snort 'INCREASE? how about decease!"
shadylady
4:01pm
"More territory will increase your income; you'll be making more money."
earldebuke
4:06pm
"I'm goinna be hopping all over town... gas and more.. and not seeing my tax write off nearly enough" HE holds up Shuri, "You loook at that face... this face going ivy league, or would...but for troll greed ... and now she aint' get to see her old man enough AND You denying her that PHD in Polic Sci?"
shadylady
4:07pm
"You're not doing this to put Shuri through college, Necropsis." Dryly.
earldebuke
4:08pm
Shruri gives an adorable face, "Blutooth chee da mon?"
earldebuke
4:09pm
"That's right, baby, Mean Ole Bluetooth is cheating the man out of his money"
shadylady
4:10pm
Shuri does get a smile from Jessica. "Bluetooth is not." Then to Necropsis "You're going to be making more money, Necropsis. Just not taking any money -away- from the County."
earldebuke
4:11pm
"Look, you acting like I can be in Miami and Vegas at the same TIMMEE."
shadylady
4:13pm
"The two locations are next to each other, Necropsis!"
earldebuke
4:14pm
He pulls out a map, and then shows her distance.. all on his phone, of course "I don't flicker flash out my ass, girl. That's LA Traffic... that's more managers at my mcdonalds"
shadylady
4:15pm
OOC -IS- it a lot of ground to cover?
earldebuke
4:22pm
OOC: I Think so. Have to look up the actual size, I search but it gives me the population
earldebuke
4:24pm
BIC: "More area, more managers to keep the Workers slinging hotdogs... and not just any managers, managers that don't get he hot dog slingers hooked on Crack or slap them around"
shadylady
4:41pm
Another sigh. "What benefits are you providing your, um, workers?"
earldebuke
4:41pm
"Oh, I dont know..compared to yhou regular pimp?"
shadylady
4:42pm
"No comparison, just what are you giving them?"
earldebuke
4:43pm
"Well, I beat the crap out of them like 90% less... and I take oh... like.. 50% less of their money than the average pimp.. oh, and I Give that stupid ass FRIAR access and hee keep making them housewives and shit..." Meaning V
earldebuke
4:44pm
"You know how many mortals GET free cleansing if they get the hook? How many get heatherbalmed if they get hurt? I even have the bitches checked for the GONE a Reia"
shadylady
4:44pm
Jessica nods. "How many new ladies will you have with this move?"
earldebuke
4:45pm
"Depends on how many hos I can move from the typing pool"
shadylady
4:48pm
Jessica thinks. "Ok. Here is what I'm comfortable with. We keep everything as is for now, the money, that is. In six months we meet and look at the situation. I'm willing to discuss altering it at that point."
earldebuke
4:50pm
Nec glares, "You yanking my ass along for the ride? How about your lazyblue ass cut what I owe you in half..if I spread , then you getting more anyway aint you, by your own damn logic"
shadylady
4:52pm
"Not taking you on a ride, Necropsis, no. You're going to need some time to organize, figure out what works, and make it happen. And yes, we'll -both- be making more, in theory. Give it six months to see if that happens in practice."
earldebuke
4:52pm
He holds up a hand , holding up three fingers.
shadylady
4:53pm
"Six. I'm going to be busy too."
earldebuke
4:56pm
"Then you won't object to you getting one less Dime out of every dollar you were yanking out of this ATM while we wait. YOu ain't giving me JACK yet, and whether you and the Oak bunch want to admit it or not, I am the best thing ever happen to a lot of those girls"
earldebuke
4:56pm
testy, proud
shadylady
4:58pm
Jessica thinks about it. "5 percent."
earldebuke
4:59pm
A nod, "Just so my wife don't kick my ass out for coming back with nuthin, agreed."
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