#fenixtj

Some folks make comments about 'mom brain' some folks are asking for a wrench shoved up their ass! But motherhood can be a lot of frustration, and no one is better at channeling frustration into creativity than nockers! Tweak is just fine... even if her true heart is annoyed with her...

"You killing my people!" He glares at the device she's made.

Imagine if you will, a Roomba that sucks up bugs from the rugs and walls

"You ain' be fuckin' tellin' me that ever'thin' what got eight legs be yer damn cousin. What, ever'thin' that got wrinkles an' a fuckin' attitude be my peeps?"

"If the hag mask fits..."

She gives him a squint and brandishes the Roomba-esque thing at him.

"I will shoot that damn thing..." He does back up a step

"Girl, it's genocide... you want to make money off the broken legs of my arachnobros?"

"Oh, ain' you see? No broken legs here. Each widdle baby creepster get his own teeny-tiny bed wit' goddam turndown service in this here mobile roach motel." Her voice is cloying with sweet sarcasm.

"Sides, you break peeps' legs alla time."

"total dif! When I do it, it funny as shit"

"Hey, there be funny here. 'Hey what's that noise, shlurrrp, ahhh!!!!' Fuckin' comedy gold."

"Oh, I see... you one of them arachnophobes... "

He is ignoring the fact this thing will make a fortune, well a small one, once they get the kinks worked out

"No, I ain't, but them's what is gonna pay BUCKS on this baby."

A pause "How many franklins we putting in this congress?"

"Le's just say I'm makin' calculations that girl-child ain' gonna be hurtin' if she wanna do her big girl schoolin' at M-I-fuckin'-T."

"you know, I got an idea... why don't you make that thing... and ..llke, sell it?" He nods

She smirks. "See, that why you be the brains of th' operation." She rolls her eyes at him.

"Damn straight" He nods, "We lucky, little miss thang be taking after her pops"

It as at that moment, shuri gives a high pitched fart and scares herself

"Proof of concept." Tweak goes to pick up the baby from her explorations and soothes her. "Yeah...who be Mommy's li'l stink bomb?"

Shuri calms a little, but still has that look like 'who lit what under my bum?'

"Now, Daddy gonna show jus' how much he love ya by changin' yer ass rag." She hands the baby over to Nec with a toothy smile.

He rolls HIS eyes, and takes the baby "Come on, little girl. Your old lady can make a blow torch out of a bic lighter, but she can't make a Lysol suppository for your stanky little ass"

And he carries Shuri away chanting to cheer the baby up "Itsy bitsy spider got in the pig cop's snout. Out came the guns, and he wiped the pig cop out. The bullet broke the cop's damn skull and out came his trifflin brains, and the itsy bitsy spider brought home ham for dinner once again"

Tweak gets a speculative look for a moment...and quick calculations.... then she shakes her head. "Nah...refills'd be a bitch."

Sing song lullybies

Tweak listens and gets an unusually tender smile. Then she sniffs and sneers it away. Sappy. Good thing nobody saw that.

Good thing