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October 26th, 2020
shadylady 10:43am
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Adam texts:Lily, you there?
earldebuke 10:49am
TXT: Adam! How are you?
earldebuke 10:49am
So weird she's using an exclaimation point
shadylady 10:50am
Ok. Mom and Dad talk to you?
earldebuke 10:50am
TXT: They said they're gonna be part for awhile. 😞
shadylady 10:52am
Has mom been around or called?
earldebuke 10:53am
TXT: She called me. I won the Scavengerhunt!
shadylady 11:04am
Way to go, squirt!!
earldebuke 11:04am
TXT: Thx! I only had to sacrifice one boy, but I brought him back!
shadylady 11:04am
Goid job. So how do you want to handle this?
earldebuke 11:05am
TXT: I don't know? Mom and Dad said it wasn't nobody's fault but I'm still not sure what's going on
shadylady 11:07am
_This sucks. I'm sorry, Lil. Could you take getting sick? Get mom to go home?"
earldebuke 11:09am
TXT: why are you trying to get rid of mom?
shadylady 11:15am
I'm Not! But she and dad should be together!
earldebuke 11:21am
A long pause
earldebuke 11:21am
then..
earldebuke 11:21am
TXT: I want them to also but I don't think I can trick them
shadylady 11:26am
I don't want to pull you here away from your friends.
earldebuke 11:27am
TXT: But you hate Rivervale!
shadylady 11:31am
Yeah. But mom and dad are more important than that.
earldebuke 11:33am
TXT: But what if it they still split up?
shadylady 11:36am
THey love each other; they aren't going to break up. We just have to figure out how to get them together."
earldebuke 11:37am
TXT: Well, if you think me playing sick will help?
shadylady 11:38am
I bet she'd go back to Rivervale if you were sick. Icould do it, but that would bring dad and you here.
shadylady 11:38am
Hey, if she visits you gotta let me know.
earldebuke 11:39am
TXT: if she does I will
shadylady 11:40am
I'll let you know if Isee Dad here.
earldebuke 11:40am
TXT: Kay! thx
shadylady 11:40am
If you can think of a way for her to end up there for a while, tell me. Just figured..... you know. She'd go to you if you were sick.
shadylady 11:40am
Don't really get sick or hurt though.
earldebuke 11:42am
TXT: But the plague is fashionable again!
shadylady 11:44am
No, Lil. It'd kill all the rest of us too.
earldebuke 11:44am
TXT: Bah. You're all healthy..ish
shadylady 11:45am
Imean if something really happened to you.
earldebuke 11:47am
TXT: Wimp!
earldebuke 11:47am
Txt: ❤️
shadylady 11:47am
So no other ideas?
earldebuke 11:48am
TXT: I couold use a toxin to make you appear dead and draw them together at the funeral! Grief is a pow3rful!
shadylady 11:49am
Yeah, but how do I'come back'?
earldebuke 11:49am
TXT: If we do it right it would wear off. We'd have to avoid embalming
shadylady 11:50am
Maybe as a last resort.
earldebuke 11:52am
TXT: awwww.
shadylady 11:54am
Maybe if something went wrong with the house? Like.... an appliance? Or the plumbing?
earldebuke 11:58am
TXT: Arson seems unsubtle
earldebuke 11:58am
one can almost hear the the sniff of disdain. What does he think she is? Some redcap
shadylady 12:00pm
Not arson! Just..... something clogs or stops working and she needs to come home?
earldebuke 12:07pm
TXT Seeping creeping doom?
shadylady 12:17pm
Think that would work?
earldebuke 12:22pm
TXT: Maybe. I might try
shadylady 12:28pm
Watch out for memory stuff they can't replace.