#earthrunes

September 29th, 2024
earldebuke 3:50pm
"It was horrible... I was minding my own business, climbing into a crack , when I saw a pretty maid under an attack. The maid was trying to scream for help , calling for anybody or somebodee, but I look around and realized the only other there was me? So I climbed upside the shelf full of chahies and knick knacks, and since NO body saw me, I simply transformed back, to this hideous form of a common average boy, but it was enough to make the shelf fall and end the bad guy's ploy? The maiden called me hero, though I'm not a sandy witch, and the Duke said "Well let's title this brave little son of a bi.." before I know knew what happened, I'd been raised to a squire, but most thought a pooka in service was something of a diversed hire, so the Duke asked for volunteers and said 'who wants this kid to serve'? And Nasty hair said sure , a squire he deserved. So I worked for him for years and years, or maybe it was just one? He taught me very little craft, and very little fun, but I learned what I could, like how to change a chamber pot, but I didn't know he was a snake until his tail got caught. I should have really seen it, I shouldn't have been surprised, just because you're a pooka doesn't mean you fall for lies? But now I'm knightless as Norweigan summer time, and my name is Mudd because folks think I aided his crime. But I was told August would take me down below, and he said 'hey there there are knights that you should know' and now I'm really hoping to have a knight that's really true. Have you got a spare, with space for a squire or two? I promise I will walk them, and learn to fetch their stuff. I already know armor polishing and other squire stuff. I don't eat very much, and I'm honest to a fault, at least by pooka measurements ignoring the default. So this is now my hope and dream, to continue as page or squire, I'm really rather rather young, it's too soon to retire. Just give me one more chance, or maybe four or five, I'm very grateful to join this place, and bee part of your hive. You seem like a nice lady and I hope you like me lots. I think I've rambled on too loooonng..."