"I'll try, but I am an Ant, and sometimes I ant talk straight, and I ant saying what I mean, and sometimes I ant meaning what I say?" A breath "I was a squire to to Sir Nastyhair, and i thought he was arm and hammer but instead he was snake eating a cheess piece, and when he tried to HURT the Duke's hair, with the no no metal, folks thought I might be a sneaky snake too, and no one wanted to talk to me cuze they were afraid I was EEEEEVIL but then I got a covert mission to go some place safe and Baron August said I could come here and escape my paste. And now he wants me to be a page, because a page is what you do to start a new chapter in your life. And I'd love to be in some knight's book as long as he or sidhe isn't snake affiliated, no insult to any slytherinn fans"