"Well, here I was, doing my daily gardening, you know, tending to the dandelions, they DO get out of control if not properly preened and pruned... and what do I see but that someone has gone and rummaged up the supply shed. Now, one might think, feh, you were not invited to see this new surprise for the Liege - but alas, if I did not go where I oughtn't, why, I'd have to turn in my very badge as a Cat."