"I shall not disappoint. Why, since ancient times, books have been en-scripted with curses warning theives of doom or the fires of hell should they take or damage the book. mortal historians just believe this a deterrent attempt with no teeth, but you and I know better, that indeed, the curses were placed in the libram loving hands of fae such as we sluagh" Happy thought "I'd like to think, in a past life, I had such tasks in Edwardian times"