#debukefarmhold

"I don't know, Zane," The trollkinian says unsure.

"You're clearly a passionate woman," Zane squeezes her hand, "And, I admit, I hoped to tap into your primal goddess energy for the bunk. It's inside you, you know?"

"Goddess energy?" She looks..intrigued.

"Inside every woman is primal goddess energy, waiting to be untapped, to be released by worship," Zane says, "Adoration is the key to the great reservoir of your feminine power"

She bites her bottom lip, feeling intrigued, and flattered, "Well, we should all find ways to bring more glamour to the world."

"I knew you would understand," He says, running a finger along her cheek, looking up into her eyes, "You have insight."

"And she has chores," Clem says from behind them, making the saytr jump out of his skin, "Get back to work, Kenna"

Kenna blushes DEEP "Yes, Chieftain," And flees

Zane turns, "Hi, Chief, I was just working on a bunk I idea... and YIPE!" As he is pushed along

"Listen here, Sorcerer's apprentice," Clem says "We already got one 'incident' where three different women are expecting children because of a visiting satyr."

"THREE? WOW, that's pretty impre..." Zane coughs "Right, yes, I uhm. terrible."

Clem raises a brow, "You ready to be a father?"

"Absolutely not," He says "That's why I carry these in my wallet," He reaches for his pants.

She holds up a hand, "This place is strong in fertility magics, mostly for crops, but it does get out of hand. Keep those in your wallet and THAT, in your pants. Or so help me I will show elder form works by transforming you into a living ken doll for safety's sake, you ken me?"

"I ken a lot of people I..."

"Do you understand?" She clarifies.

"Oh," A pause "When you say 'living ken doll'..." He inquires for clarity.

"Smooth up front and streamlined, snip snip" She says.

"AH!" A GULP "Got it."

"I hope you've got it, or you won't have it," Clem says, "Now, let's go find your teacher and see what he thinks of your 'inventive bunks'"

Sheepish wince "Yeah"

(End scene)