#ccsemberclub

Caesar eases April Maude into her seat

"I'm fine, Caesar," She smiles "I just..well, you know" A blush "A little slower"

"Oh, March right?" She groans

"Soon" He nods

The woman is immense, and there's a good guess she's going to have twins

Caesar places an order, "This hindering your college studies any?"

She shoots him a look like The father of my children is an idiot "What? Needing to pee all the time, sudden hormonal shifts, and a strange urge to dwell on how great a pickle in cheese would taste if they got it juuust right instead of what the teachers are saying hindering? NOOOOO"

April is normally 'the nice one' but damn it, that was a stupid question.

Sheepish Caesar "Sorry"

"No, I'm sorry, you're just always asking if I'm all right or .. doing okay and I have my pride ,but even when I'm not, what are you going to do about it?" SHe says "It is what it is?"

"Never liked that phrase" He tries to flag a server down