The man laughs at that, then says "Hold on a sec." And reaches into his pocket "I'm not going to give up my turqoise.. but how about this?" And he hands out .. a turtle? The stone is cheaper, less fancy, but there it is, a quarter sized turtle ..rougher "I practiced on this... would you like it instead, you know, for teaching me a lesson about making sure shi... stuff aint' coming out of my pockets?"