#brightwindsbarony

February 7th, 2021
earldebuke 10:12pm
Ol' Baron Von Sidhe, he is rich as can be,
He got a big fancy house in Apples
With buckets of loot and big black leather boots
And a fae horse all silvered with dapples.

But we of common kith, it's not just a myth,
We're earth born and wear it quite proudly,
So as he rides by in his carriage so fine
I wave and I call to him loudly-

Refrain:
Was your grandma a piskey, was your grandpa redcap?
Was your uncle an eshu who won't shut his yap?
If you're takin' a mortal, then now you must be
Just the son of a son of a pooka like me!

My Fiona Lady's got a sweet-lovin' way
And she knows that I do adore her,
But her parents so fine, say I'm way out of line,
Only a sidhe lord is meant for her!

So as we said goodbye, with a tear in her eye
They were smiling and glad of the breakin'
But they didn't look so proud when I shouted out loud
'Til the whole floggin' hold was awakened!

Refrain:
Was your grandma a sluagh, was your grandpa a troll?
Was your auntie a satyr, always good for a roll?
If you're takin' a mortal, then know you now be:
Just the son of a son of a pooka like me!

Madam Selkie loves the men from the sea
She says that they're good for business
Her daughters are found in a section of town
Known for a certain rudeness

Then the Lords paid a call, and the Count says, "That's all
It's time for a new profession"
The Seal laughs aloud, and in front of the crowd
Says, "Judge, will you answer this question"

Refrain:
Was your grandma a boggan, was your grandpa a Nocker?
Was your cousin clurichaun, a most famous boxer?
If you're takin' a mortal, then know you now be:
Just the son of a son of a pooka like me!

JUST THE SON OF A SON OF A POOKA LIKE ME!"