#bergen_county

"So we chop down the pine and spray paint it pink," Siv says / "or just get the pink artificial tree," Jonas counters "And put a pine air freshener on it as an ornament."

“We have two babies, why can't we have two trees?” Piper reasons

"Well, they'd have to be smaller trees, like... your height or shorter," Jonas says sagely.

Siv elbows him, then says "Okay, two small trees, one of his fake abominations, and the other a natural one sounds ...well, why not?" Siv ponders.