#bergen_county

"Like Alabama does football."

"Uh. So, Alabama likes football, then?" He asks cautiously.

"Like Sluagh like kimchi."

BLINK. "Oh. Ohhhhhhh."

"Right." A thin smile.

"You got it. Lady Knights."

"Scarlet knights. Damn Fiona."

He huffs in amusement. "You'll just have to suffer through the indignity."

She smiles a little.

"I mean, of all the schools, the only thing that might be cooler than a Knight is a Viking."

"I don't even know WHAT a 'Hoosier' is supposed to be."

"I'm fairly certain it's an insult?" He guesses.

"I mean, it SOUNDS rude."

"I dunno, the Midwest is weird."

"And one, like, in Chicago, is North Western, except it's midwest? What's with that? And also, so much purple."

"The one Green-and-Gold offer I got is "Baylor" and that seems kind of ironic..."

Startled a bit at that. "Nothing is THAT coincidental..."

"Best to skip that one I'd say."

A snort-grin and she nods.