#bergen_county

Jonnas is pushed back, more by surprise and her fierceness than anything, then his lip twitches "understood, your fiestiness" He strokes the side of the small satyr's face "I suppose I can accept a delight at dancing space as not being a sign I kept you from dancing"

"That's right." She grins.

"Dancing" Siv ponders "We should go dancing sometime" A smile on her face

Jonas raises a brow "Bored ?"

"tired of being tired just frrom hard work, I want to be tired from fun" Siv answers "And I think Piperr would like it"

"Is there something you'd like to do, Jonas? I worry that you patrol all the time, then work with Ann Marie, and when you have time off it's spent doing what Siv and I like. Other than say, Wrestlemania tickets..."

"I'm going to regret that" He mutterrs but smiles "I'm fine, you know me, I enjoy curling up with you two with a good book while you sleep"

"Come on, Jonas, Piper's rigght. We each deserve a night with something one of us likes, right? you guys go to the nautical stuff when I ask. You pick something to do this week"

"I want dancing, Piper wants to skip cooking... and you want?" Siv prods

Jonas looks both ladies over then says "Okay, you asked. " He ponders then "Golf"

"I knew it, "Siv smiles "I figured I'd.. wait what?"

"Golf. You take the clubs, you wear checker patterns, you hit the tiny ball away, and chase after it" Jonas explains "repeatedly, unntil you corral it into a tiny hole"

"I know what golf is..." Siv says then looks at Piper

Piper looks thoughtful. "He'd look cute in one of those hats...."

"Although if I was playing, it would be mini-golf." Grinning. "Now, to clarify - do you want time to yourself or with buddies to go golfing, or is this something you'd like us to experience with you?" She gives him what she imagines to be a scholarly look. "Class, there are no wrong answers."

"I want the two of you with the hats, and short skirts, and high socks to go the full 18 holes with me..." He says "And BEFORE you snicker as your minds go there, let's continue. It's a charity drive, we play for the privilege of competing. and a chance for a prize true. It's later this weekend . No pros allowed"

"Will the charity still get their funds if I'm really, really bad at it?" She grins. "And if not, is hopscotch to get the ball where it needs to go allowed?"

"Yes, and yes" he nods "I thinnk WATCHING Golf is dull ... but playing it might be an okay way to enjoy a hike"

"Then sure, I'm game to try it out. Short skirts and high socks, you say?" A grin. "I can get behind that."

"I think he'll look great in short skirts and high socks" Siv smirks

"Ahem, I shall be wearing checked pants" Jonas declares

Piper stifles her giggles.

"Jonas, is there something else you're not telling us about this? You think of golf as hike.. you could us to wear anything if you asked," siv looks curious "Why this? You want it, clearly, but the WHY, what thrills you is..."

Jonas squirms

Piper wheedles, "C'mon, you can tell us anything."

Jonas blushes "Ever met someonne so obnoxious you kind of want to take them down a peg, or three?"

"Have I ever!" Piper grins, "Though not around here..."

"Well, it's petty of me, but there's this guy, Tommy Forgrat. His family is.. upper middle class, and known to work in charities. He uses it to...let's just say he plays a lot of women, quietly toots his own horn, annd is the most condescendingly fake son of adam I've ever seen"

"You want to make him jealous?" She gasps, and GRINS. "Jonas, I didn't think you had it in you. I'm so in."

Siv lights up "Okay, this is delicious.. I .. love it."

"It's petty, and shallow" Jonas protests, then admits "Annd yes, I want to show him up in every way possible, rub his nose in ..well not just the two lovely women at my side, but giving a good showing, and if I can taking the prize"

"Legerdemain would be better for something so precise as golf. Hopscotch for distance, but Gimmix for accuracy."

Jonas blushes, but then looks left and right

then he admits softly "I was thinking I could use metamoprhisis to make the golfball he uses heavier or lopsided"

"He sounds like he could use a comeuppance." No judgement there.

"Well, you two will meet him, if I'm being unreasonable aftter you do, tell me and we'll back off, but he's really offensive"

“I’ll even hold in my natural impulse to give him a hoof right in the whatsit.”

"Jonas, it's not like you to just hate someone on sight, so I'm sure this guy REALLY IS a jerk"

Jonas hugs them both "You two give me too much credit, but I'll take it"

"And now we get to go little-plaid-skirt-shopping!"

"I actually know a seamstress in Earth Runes" siv grins "Piper want to come along for a fitting?"

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"Sure thing!"

"AFTER the bread, though."

"Oh yes" Siv beams , butter laid out on now sliced bread

Piper tucks in to a slice. "Mmmmph. Mmm, mmm."

The bread is almost magically sttill warm, the butter rich and creamy, and it's a carb laden decadence

Jonas enjoys some slices and... begins to read

Piper flops back onto a chair - maybe getting some crumbs on it, but the bread is good enough she doesn't care. "Mind if I put some music on? Not too loud."

"mm"? He looks up "No problem on my countt"