#bergen_county

Which is .. not quite an answer

"Okay, do you have a favorite DICTIONARY?"

She grins. "Liking one thing doesn't mean you can't like another."

"Yeah? What's up with that?" Siv asks

He blushes

"Hmm?" Piper leans in curiously. "What iiiiis iiiiiit?"

"I enjoy Pro wrestling, not just Caesar , all of it. The entirely testorine choked melodramatic soap operic pre scripted non sense of it"

Siv swallows any smile before it can form

Piper blinks, in surprise. "I can see it, it's entertainment. No worse than some of the reality TV shows."

"I must have watched Glow on Netflix 3 times by now" he sighs

SIV looks at Piper "Piper, I was so sure it was you!"

She laughs! "No way, I'm the one watching Trolls. Sorry!" She turns a bit pink. "I just think they're cute, and I like the songs."

"Well, I do dye my hair blue" siv smirks "So maybe i put the idea in your head."

"I got that sunshine in my pocket, got that good song in my feet!" She sings a line. "It might be a kinds movie, but the songs are all total bops."

"I actually prefer Troll hunters" Jonas

"Wrestling AND Troll hunters? " Siv says "Love we have to talk more about YOUR shows. You too, Piper"

"TROLL hunters? Troll HUNTERS?" She looks baffled.

"It's not what it sounds like" Jonas explains "Del Toro wrote it. And there are GOOD trolls"

"There better be" she smiles

Piper looks very amused by this interplay.

"Fine, I will show you both sometime this week and you will be enchanted and enthralled" He informs them

Siv's eyes sparkle, then looks at pIper "don't you love it when he's all domineering ?"

Jonas sighs haplessly. Fiona

Piper gives Siv a high-five... or a high-to-low five

Five exchanged!

Siv then grins at Jonas "We love you"

"I know" He agrees

"He loves us too." Serenely. "That's why he puts up with it."

"I do, I am woefully and deliriously powerless by your smiles and tears, your laughter sends me flying, your sorrows plunge me deep into the chasm of dark gloom. I am both a better man for having you each in my life and yet never satisfied for I know you deserve better still" Jonas looks them over "I would consume you both under me, and gladly be consumed in turn."

Piper sighs happily. "You always know just the words to say."

Siv sighs in agreement "He has his moments"

"Just the truth..." he says looking a bit.. surprised and confused "Albeit with a bit of needles poetry"

"Needless, he says" Siv sighs, this time in a different way

"What is poetry, but words made musical?" She beams at him.

"Mmm" he ponders then shrugs

Siv pats Piper on the shoulder "I don't know about you, but I seem to have a weird attraction to stoic men."

"Stoic men and wild women." Leaning against Siv.

"Huh" SIv ponders "Ye gods, I'm greedy!"

"Now she figures it out" Jonas says to Piper

"If you're kettle, I'm pot."

That gets the satyress a kiss on the lips from the Fiona knight

"I love you, my wild woman, AND my stoic man."

From the other side of her, Jonas squeezes in

"mm Now I'm getting ideas..." Siv beams

and a knock at the door

"Murder" Siv mutters. "Murder is an idea"

Piper makes a sound that is half groan, half whine, but heads to get the door.

The door opens, a Chimera in the form of a warrior woman Holds a package "Are you Piper, Jonas, or Siv?" She asks

"Guilty on all three."

She hands the package over "Real Amazon Delivers!" And leaps away