"Many Lands have fae steeds in stables large and fine. And in other lands you'll find a lord collects his summer wine! But in the land of Rivervale, why bless their simple souls, you'll find Count Hemlock keeps the kennel of his trolls! He walks those valers every pennons, and sometimes on Beltaine, they're very well behaved he says though they sometimes strain on their chains! He sics em on the people that he has no liking, so you might find on chewing your leg if you were only going hiking. Now you mustn't think he treats them roughly, their kennel house is large, he pets them behind the ears, and then points and goes says charge! They gallop forward, in obedience they're no slouch. So in return he spoils them and lets them on the couch"