#bergen_county

And he moves off snorting

She stalks off in that direction without giving the redcap a second thought.

Nadeen looks at Dagmar "Methinks she's on a mission. "

"Oh..."

"Dagmar, you may need to.. hold her back" Nadeen says

"Oh."

She dutifully trudges after Sylvi.

And then they hear it

"Kerri's Thighs! A recipe sure to please! Kerri's thighs! THICC and juicy, try a drumstick that was inspired by the master! Take a bite out of Kerri's Thighs"

Oh, she targets in on that booth, pausing a few meters away to assess the situation. Who's the merchant?

The Pooka looks to be a canid of some sort, though if he's a dog pooka she can't place the breed

"Kerri's Thighs! A recipe sure to please! Kerri's thighs! THICC and juicy, try a drumstick that was inspired by the master! Take a bite out of Kerri's Thighs!" he calls again "I myself looooove Kerri's thighs. I order two of them and get between them"

Her face is a portrait of calculating fury...for a moment. Then a deep breath, a roll of her shoulders, and her BRIGHTEST smile before she steps up to the booth. "Hi!" she says at her perkiest, beaming at the proprietor.

Brow-furrow.

"HEYYYYYY" He says

"Care for a bit of Kerri's thighs? BBQ, Grilled, Fried..."

She looks at the booth...does he have a sign?

"Are you Kerri?" she asks vapidly, twirling a lock of her hair. Colton might know this act.

Colton blushes at something.

"YUP..." the pooka says "Kerri Grant, famed movie star turned food maestro"

"Ohhh, REAALLLY? And you created this recipe?"

"Only Mother nature can create an Emu, pretty lady. Now, how do you like it? Fried, Crispy? Extra greasy?" The stuff does smell GOOD

Nadeen whispers to Dagmar "Is it just me or is she..blonder?"

"Ohhhh...you know what I'd reallly love?" She leans over the counter a bit, and yes, her outfit is cut to show a nice amount of cleavage at this angle.

Even the cheekiest pooka is not immune to having their diploma of higher learning undone, that is, they are vulnerable to De-college.He tries not to leer too obviously and leans closer "Do tell?"

She lowers her voice to a purr. "I would love to have you come meet my mother...." Then her tone goes hard as nails as she clarifies, "Kerri Davidson of Rivervale."

The Pooka's tail curls under his leg "oh, how IS ole Kerri me back to ole virginia? We were alum"

"Oh, I'm sure she'll be MUCH better when she gets a 60% cut of your income from using her name and recipe."

"HAHAHHAA... " A laugh then "Oh you're serious?" Blinkthen a scowl "Nope. No. Nada. Nyet. Kerri's my legal birth name "

Dagmar is sure that's NOT true.Then again, everyone might be

Colton whispers "IS what he's doing against some rule?"

Well, pooka. Boon is a moot point.

"And the recipe? The recipe comes from her. Yes or no?"

"Yes or no" he says

Her eyes narrow. "Is this my mother's recipe?" she says, each syllable distinct.

"She's like Cher, big hair, very generous!" He says

Nadeen says "Your mother did share the recipe with some folks. I don't think EVERYONE but it may have gotten spread around"

A frown as she considers for a moment...then steps back. "Tone it WAY down. I'll give my mother your regards. I'm sure she'll want to drop by."

"Ah" he looks nervous at that

Colton frowns and looks at the Pooka "You've made my girlfriend upset. That.. is a mistake." And he takes her hand

"Big mistake," she emphasizes. "Huge." And with that she turns and walks off with Colton, still fuming.

Nadeen whispers "Oh thank goodness. I was afraid she was going to beat him with an emu leg"