#bergen_county

"I gotta know," Zane says

"No, it's not FOR you," Nabuni says "Shoot pesty Goatboy"

Adam hears this from his basketball set up outside his yard

"I'm begging" He says

Adam catches the lay up and looks around for his friends.

Yup.. Nab comes into view carrying a chimerical slice of paper. Zane follows eyes on the paper

"Hey.... whatcha got there?"

"The codex gyna Carna" Zane says with a sigh.

"The what now?"

Nab rolls her eyes, then "I graded women in the neighborhood by libido with notes including what fantasies I could find in them with a bit of snooping"

A jaw drop. "Holy shit...."

"I KNOW..." Zane almost whimpers.

"I got for Adam, not you, Zane. you're a satyr, you have advantages." Nab says

Adam takes it (if offered; he doesn't snatch it out of her hands....)

"I burn, Nab" The satyr says

"you and ever teen boy" She does hand the letter over.

Adam reads it. "She's not wrong, Zane, you got that music Gift and stuff."

In very fine script is a list of the women of the neighborhood... Name, Age, Addresses, rating their libido on a scale of one to ten, top 3 fantasies and interests

"the gift of pan releases inhibitions.. not just sexual inhibitions, that means a girl's as likely to throw a pie in my face as slow dance with me if she's been holding THAT back for a bit," Zane says

Adam whistles, low. "Damn, Nab....."

Zane peeks, 'Hey, uhm... some of these ladies are like. uhm. older. Not that there's no such thing as milfs"

"Thanks, Adam." Nabuni beams

"Yeah, but we're enough underage that it could get -them- in real trouble. No offence, Nab. Just saying, play it super smart."

"oh shoot sorry" Nab says

"It's ok!" He gives her a bright grin. "We'll get older."

"Wow. Doris Lazenby is a pretty cold fish," Zane says surprised, "And yet she wears such tight pants."

Nab laughs "That's the spirit.. oops.. uhm. let me mark one name off quick." She takes a pen in her tail

Adam looks to see who's getting the axe.

Is that his MOM'S name...

"Nab!!" a little strangled. "Come ON!"

Zane peeks

"I got a complete list I didn't think about... relax..." She's scratching it out...

Adam makes sure it's blacked out.

Zane mutters something "Wow, an 8? Knew about the maid thing but.."

"Dude, moms are off limits."

"Oh , of course" ZAne says, "Wouldn't even think of it"

Adam shoots him a look but lets it go.

"I dunno.... do you think this is cheating?"

"Is it?" Nab says "I can rate desire... hhow is it cheating to get the opinion of someone more observant than you?"

Zane says "Look, if Adam doesn't want the list.. " He volunteers

"The girls don't know you did this, or -can- do this, and other guys don't know it so... it's not an even playing field." He does -not- however, hand it over.

"Oh.." Nab sighs "I just want toh elp a little.. "

"I know, Nab, and it's a -really- awesome idea." Sincerely. "I mean it, thanks."

She blushes "Well, it's yours to use or not use. I just, well, after you and Dags called it quits."

"Dude, Dags and you broke up?" Zane says

"Yeah." with regret.

"I'm sorry man," Zane says, "It stings like a...well, you know right? I see why Nab is trying to get you back up on thta horse"

"Yeah, and I appreciate it. I want to give it a week, though, right? Respect."

"Yeah, respect. " he nods "Wish I knew how to cheer you.. oH! I got an idea!"

"Yeah?"