#bergen_county

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"Okay guys, what we're doing out here is sexist, insensitive, and wrong" Zane says. "Understood?"

Jimmy nods

Dirk yawns "Yeah."

Rupert agrees.

"Okay... so, let's rank the girls" Zane says handing out slips of paper "You'll find categories for best boobs, best butt, and... we're not animals here, best smile."

Number two pencils come out.

Fortunately they are outside the school. There's NO chance some person of the opposite sex will show up and catch this blatant act of sexism and objectification.

Adam looks thoughtful.

"I'm curious" Dirk says

"Can't decide?" Zane asks.

"No...more like... who's this guy?" He jerks a thumb to Rupert.

Rupert shrugs. "I'm Rupert."

"Look, we're low on guys that stand out at this school. Heck, Jimmy's invisible half the time, so I brought Rupert in" Zane says "Just focus on the list"

Jimmy ponders, "May's got a nice smile."

Adam doodles a bit and then starts writing.

Zane blinks, "Dude, May's getting a nice everything."

"The years are kind, but she was always pretty" Jimmy says.

Zane says "All I know is she's getting more so, okay...let's see..."

Dirk snorts "Some of this is like... what's the word? Super fictional?"

"Just the girls in school, or.....?"

"Good point..." Zane says "For a list this important...we need to ponder... do you think we should go be yond school stuff?"

A weighty silence.

"I'm just saying" Dirk says "Like... where's the stuff like.. how dangerous a girl is? Like...crazy is kind of sexy"

"Yeah...." Adam agrees with Dirk!?!?

"Is anyone, like, off limits?"

"Okay..." Zane says "Fine. No one is off limits BUT... automatic bonus to their score if they're in our school. Passack Pride and loyalty matters"

Rupert nods "School pride. Okay. I'm down with that." And he writes more down.

Now there is a lot more writing.

"Let's not overcomplicate guys," Zane says "Trust your jewels, they know what they know" Like a guru

"So...teachers are in then" Jimmy says after a bit.

As they work, there's a bit of glamour popping

Adam looks up and around with a puzzled expression.

Nabuni mutters "Don't look at me... I mean, I'm enjoying the meal but ..someone is using this for something beyond simple desire"

That gets his attention.... probably not the Fae.... he eyes Gilbert.

Rupert is enchanted, a kinian, but of what type he's not sure...kind of odd red patches on his cheeks and knuckles.

"Everyone done with their list?" Zane says

"Dude, I don't think I've really got started, but......" Adam grins.

"Okay, how much is done then?" Zane grins

"Uh...." a little sheepish ".... I kinda got distracted."

"Okay okay yeah yeah... but our break is almost over so... five more minutes then I've got to have the list" He says.

"And suddenly it's like a test" Jimmy writes.

"-You- do? How come?"

Nabuni eyes Zane suspiciously

"Ah... uh.. you know, to get the data" He says "A masterlist" Zane says

"Dude... you realize this could be a really -bad- idea?" Then his eyes go wide. "Shit, Dude, if someone talks to these things........"

"I'll burn em later" He says "And trust me, I am well aware we take our lives in our hands."

"And.. I'm out," Rupert says putting the list down.

"Rupert no," Zane says

"You -sure-? I would like to get laid again in this lifetime, Dude."