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(Int plus survival or science for Briar, whichever is higher)

(Science, ahahaahhaha)

"We should put the pigs in their pond, fuck their shit up."

"Them tusks look like they rip good."

Briar realizes that Dirk might just do enogh damage to open this, while he's on top of it. Meaning that the floodzone will hit his face, funny as that is to think about, it could drown him. The other problem is, if he can't do enough damage, it might burn a lot of glamour. One mouthful at a time will be draining even for them.

"Mmmph? " dirk says mouthfull of metal and concrete. "how'd we get the boars there? '

"Hey, if you chew that through, it'll mash up your face. Can't make you uglier..." She considers, looking over it. "Hopscotch 'em into the pool and if they drown, it'll fuck up the water for whoever is stealin' it... but then the water is bad for erryone else too."

She ponders it out. "If we chase 'em up this way, they can trample the pipes, maybe? then the water will all leak out, and it's gotta go downhill, ain't it? Like, science says so. Gravity!" She knows about Gravity, she met it earlier.

"Would it end up back in the stream?"

"Yeah, yeah it might." he says surprised at this "You think you're up to scaring boar this way? "

"I can try. Figure, either they'll be scared of me, or I'll piss 'em off enough to chase me. Either way, they'll come."

"Here...cause you need to hopsotch your own ass out of the way" He hands her smething, a coin, chimericall it depicts washington as a redcap . A bit of dross for her to use

"Well, in case you do"

She catches it. "Always thought hopscotch was kinda a loser move, like runnin' away.. but I like the idea of being fast or showing up in someone's face and making them piss themselves in surprise. Guess it's useful after all."

"There's a reason Jumpscare is a term" he nods

She snorts and heads back towards the pigs.

And they go... the pigs make aggressive head motions, trying to scare the caps

She instinctively circles around one way, flanking them with Dirk on the other side.

"I seen the dogs hold a bear at bay this way... more of them hounds then us two, but we're fiercer."

The boar get skittish, as both work the sides, starting at them "Yeah, " Dirk says "Let em see the hunger in your eyes"

(Cha plus Intimidation if you like, Dif 4)

"Oh I'm hungry." It doesn't take much, her eyes gleam and teeth are bared...

She bellows and snaps at the largest boar she can see!

there was a time Briar's mouth was hobbled, her teeth held back, her maw less capable. Those days? Those days are gone the boar she focuses on loses it's nerve and bolts. Another two seeing her flank consider going after her, only to a low growl , not canine, not.. human, come from Dirk as he snaps too

soon, a whole herd of wild swine is charging, up up up the dry river. Briar and Dirk have to hurry to keep up the pressure

"YEah! RAWR!!" She chases them, laughing!

"SOOOOEY, PIGGIES!"

Dirk snaps and snarls and laughs too

If any straggle behind, they get a poke from her claws!

One boar does tire, but a slash at its flank has it moving fast again

their eyes roll in fear and panic and when they hit the 'barrier' the fake rocks, they just tear it up ...

She chases right after them!

Slashing at the pipes and stomping herself.

Briar might be underfoot of the boars, but she doesn't care as she smashes things up.

The plan doesn't go PERFECTLY, but then, it doesn't have to, tusks tear at pipes, her claws widen the gaaps further... Dirk? Dirk takes one of those sharp rocks he was going to use on a pig and isntead jams it in a gap and forces it open through brute force. It's easy to forget that while trolls are superstrong, that doesn't mean redcaps are soft .

There are soundss of confusion .. perhaps security?

but the water trickles faster, and the pipes leak, then spray

She looks up, eyes out for guards.

One guy foolishly is up on the ledge "Holyshit, the southern barrier is breaking apart here" He looks over searching "there are.. wild pigs getting at the stuff"

A slow grin forms across her face, and she uses the dross that Dirk gave her - to hopscotch up behind him...

She springs behind him smooth enough

Doing a little bit of the 'Pennywise' dance to form a bunk - and once up there, the guy gets a SHOVE - down to where the angry pigs are milling about.

"Gravity, bitch!"

He's followed by the rocks SHE picked up, which she whips down to hit the boars.

"Get angry! THis fuck stole your water!" She crows down.

What happens then maybe one of the most spectular things she's ever seen. Not only does the guy fall (no shit) he lands ON a boar! this seems to panic some, but more get pisssed, then she lops a rock which skips off the boar she was aiming for, hits the thigh of the guy on the ground who is on an angry boar and wounded besides and ... it all goes nuts. It's like putting a hot dog in a blender, if the blades were boar tusks

and the hot dog was some security guy who found out how wimpy his gun was in a swarm

She licks her lips, can't help it, as she sees the man turn from 'person' into 'meat'.

Dirk laughs . He doesn't judge, he doesn't wince or flinch. He climbs up out of range, then sees another security guy

"You fucks just killed Kenny" the other guard says

Briar is leaning over and watching the boars in delight, and doesn't notice the other guy immediately.

"Holyshit did you just say that seriosuly?" Dirk looks at the gun, then at the man "I'm going to shove that up your ass now and fire until your mouth stops making bullet words"