#anywhere

Somewhere a troll starts his dream dance, sparking and coming to the odd realization that he is not merely mortal, but a dream of guardians!

His smart phone immediately gets messages in chimerical pixels:

"The DeBukes want you? Clean Air, Honest work, good food, nubile troll kin maids looking for non relations to snog? What the hell?"

Boop ANother one "Thanes needed, Updated flu shots required? what is a thane?"

Boop "Rivervale: Service guarantees Lodgeship. Would you like to know more?"

Boop "Hold requires saner kith, Speaking Spanish a plus?"

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