#scarsdale

"THOU GINGER HOLLYWOOD HEATHEN MAKE THE PLAY! GET THE YANKEE BASTARD OUT! THINE LEGACY COMPELS THEE!"

"SHENANIGANS!"

This is all a whisper, of course

"TRAITOROUS BASTARD!"

But the PASSION is loud

It is a very vehement whisper, as a Dodger's fan snags a fly ball, preventing the Dodger's outfielder from catching it and allowing a Damned Yankee to go to second base.

"In Iowa that would be a hanging offense," Earl assures her.

True, it is possible the ball would have lande din the stands instead, allowing a tie-breaking home run in the eighth...

"Go yankees!" Jaccob whispers from his corner, "Hahahaha" Who let HIm in the House?

Oh, Miriam is in the damnable gear, too.

Yes, a house divided !

A house divided, together!

And the Dodgers are, apparently, close-enough to the Mets to count. They were from Brooklyn once.

More importantly, of course, is that they oppose the Yankees.

The enemy of my enemy is my best chance to see the yankees go down!

"Who am I supposed to root for again?" Tziporah asks, mostly just to have fun stirring the pot

"The YANKEES, America's team!" Jaccob says, and Miriam pats him on the back at his right thinking

She beans her little brother with a piece of popcorn. Good shot!

He sticks his little back tongue out, then realizing the five second rule, grabs the popcorn she threw off the floor and puts it in his mouth

"Nice shot, honey" Earl's impressed

The Uncles, of course, explain that The Yankees aren't the team of the WORKING man, but since the Mets can't be heree, the Dodgers will do.

This leads to a drag out, of sorts, with Miriam

But the love never dims for all the outrage

"Oh. My. God. Sweet jesus, what the actual fuck."

There is MUCH celebration.