#rivervale_lodge

"Gerd would like a cookie, and a way to train her boyfriend, thanks for Asking" Gerd sighs

Piper sighs. "It's hard being offscreen." And refills Gerd's coffee cup.

"I know right?" Gerd sips "I got like, 2 hours the other night but it's almost always as a sidekick. "

"Even Jonas is getting more screen time than me." She sighs, "Not that I mind though. He's nice to watch."

"He IS handsome... okay we should lodge complaints" Gwen says "I think we're being allowed to break the 4th wall just to throw us a bone. It's patronziing"

"No bones for me, ick. But there are some veggie burgers in the fridge!"

"I'll get you one" SHe says "Oh crap... the 4th wall is going strong again.. happens when you call them out on it sometimes. Hey, you and Kassidy getting along? SHe's not got much air time either. I think she was jealous of Alisa"

"She was pouting the other day because Connor took his little ninja gang out and forgot about her. It's okay, we went to see a movie together and got popcorn AND candy."

"That was darn nice" Gerd says "And sorry, Connor is dogged.. pun intended, gets an idea in his head and he's all eager to go. He does like her though. At least I think so. I ..would have told him about it, but I had to go Silverwolf and have an off panel talk with my boyfriend"

"Did you see that hunky centaur that was there? What was his name... Buff?" She sighs a bit. "Muscles of a troll, AND with hooves. Hubba hubba."

"BUck, and he's been here before" Snerk "Before we gave him to the farm... besides, romance with a centaur would seem" A blush "Weird"

"I dunno, I hear he has a touch of blue fever. And remember, he still has a mortal half, you just have to suspend disbelief a little, and maybe stretch your core..." Piper giggles, and perhaps the two fade to gossip about saucy mechanics!

BLUSH of purple "GAH.. "

Laughter!

"YOu know, if you like, I can go into the kitchen, get you a cup of shame? We're trolls, we got lots!" but she smiles

"Nah, I have to balance out Jonas."

"That's a fair point," She admits with a chuckle "Honest to Hecatae, are ANY of the big words he uses even slightly dirty?"

"I don't even know, I've given up trying to translate half the time. He IS cute, though."

"Good thing you and Siv think so, otherwise it would be weirder than it should be"

"You're a Giant mountain guardian witch and I'm a goat-legged Grecian bard. How much weirder can things really get?"

"SHHHHH..." Gerd looks alarmed "THEY might hear you"

"Naaaaaaaaaah. No one is listening. We're off panel!"

"You mean we can call whoever is behind this a lazy scattered brained forgetful son of a B-"

(End scene)