A hand is thrown dramatically into the air! "Oh! Oh woe! For I am but Cyrano, and none would love me! But one! But ONE! And she, yes she, thinks better of it yet, for I am a knave who has foresworn the honest job, to labor henceforth under the banner of tyranny! Woe, forlorn, forever more! Mine own hand has struck me down, from my lady so precious and pure! And yet, were she to hear my lament? A womanly sound, it unmans the strongest warrior! For all know that tears are unto a mother's milk, and I will be henceforth rejected anew for weakness."
"Woe, oh woe.... you harebrained ninny-hammer nitwit!" She shakes her fist at an imaginary person, and then collapses on to the floor, wracked in silent sobs.