"I may take you up on that someday, but right now I've got too much Beltane in my blood to go off on that particular warpath. As pranks go, somebody got us good. Now, I know the boys are upstairs, but they're under orders not to come down without my permission. If anybody else interrupts you while you're doing the thing you do so well, just tell them I've been looking for them and they need to see me in the kitchen. Any requests for pastries?"