"I've never been to a fair. I saw one, once in a book that is a cartoon too. My first friend gave it to me, a'cuz it's a bout a spider. And a Pig, but mostly a spider. Oh, and a rat. There's no dogs, but that's okay. But in the cartoon, they went to the fair, and the rat sang a song... "A faaaaaaair is a veeeeeritable smorgasbord - orgasbord- orgasbord.... " He croons offtune. "I'd like to see a smorgasbord someday."