"I'm almost ashamed to admit it, but I had a blast... the riddle, oh mom, I was SO lucky to get it... you and dad were right about school being useful, I'll say no more about that. But I guessed. I was not alone though. The hunt? A greased pig! Simple right? Well until I figured out he was a pooka! Sly little bastard. Ah I lured him... and then caught him... mostly by getting him wet and washing that grease off! I know, wrestling withn a pig is beneath me, but … I beat the others. The race? I got ahead of the satyrs by using chandeliers. Was not against the rules. Folks cheered me. And I was given the knife, the king was tied up, and informed his rule was at an end. Poor man panicked... and I chanted a bunch of gobledy gook... 'to honor the old ways' and so on... then I ..well, brought the BIG Chandiler down... when they got back from scattering, I had cut the king free and was booting like hell's gates had opened"