#ooc

/roll 3

Nadeen needs to outsnob the bitch

A fair idea. Mmm

Like a pineapple in .. was it victorian times?

You lost her at Sluagh owned.

So rare and hard to source that people would RENT them to display at a party

work thing and need to reply, not stalling 🙏

NP! Nadeen has an idea.

LOOKS LIKE MEAT's BACK ON THE MENU!

Is Wyvern meat good eating?

If properly cooked. LIke Blow fish! 😉

See, Les has at least ONE friend on the farm.

Well, as they say, Les is More

drum roll monkey

Heh

damnit now I'm hungry

and I have no morrowfruit OR wyvern steaks

Les and Reynolds may each argue over who gets the Wyvern skull for decoration.

IF their moms will let them have it.

"Take that thing OFF your wall."

Nadeen LIKES Art but she's ready to sing the 'How do you solve a problem like Maria' song about him.

hahaha

Art's great!

He always listens to Thistle.

Catnik, do you want Thistle to go with Gwen or Madern ?

I'm undecdided

whichever one is your jam, really

Head's Madern, Tails Gwen

/coin

How do you solve a problem like Arcturus?
How do you catch a thought lost deep in books?
How do you find a word that fits Arcturus?
A wandering mind
A page half-read
A Took!

Many a thing you know you ought to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And hear a word you say?
How do you hold a star within your hand?

"Oh, you need some heat-resistant gloves for that. I got this gauntlet with ceramic plating should work just fine."

Nockers!

Heee

Later we'll do the Disney Snow White Dwarves parody "Thistle is at work!" about not bothering her in her workshop when she's busy at at the Kiln, damn it

Thistle is at work! The nocker is a jerk!
So don’t come nigh and try to lurk,
Or else she’ll burn you with a smirk!

Briar bellows as she marches around the courtyard, bored

Briar may come back with some Wyvern Steaks, sadly too common for the Aesin chick. I mean ,who hasn't had Wyvern Steak? 🙂

hee

Mmm maybe some time Briar can be sent on a quest or mission by Nadeen and told to bring one person with her.... Briar agrees, and calls up Amity. Hilarity ensues.

I mean, Nadeen didn't say whoever had to be from the hold.

ha!

"We're questing for the Chainsaw of Massacre, said to be in Texas.. oh also some stupid shit about a rare flower in the badlands... but I heard about the Chainsaw and I want that more so we pick the flower up if we see it while we do that."

Okay, now I really want a treasure for Redcaps called "The Chainsaw of Massacre"

I mean, how could they resist? "It slices, it dices, it makes Sidhe steak cubes!"

It's pronounced massa-cree

heee

And now I want a French Redcap!