"Mother, what do you mean? Why aren't you at your house mom? I'm right here... wait.. oh goodness ... you claim you ARE at your house? You don't see me? Hold very still mom, one of us has entered a mirror dimension. I think it's me... look for any books about you, see if they aren't backwards. If they are, it's you." Make a book closing sound near phone "Nevermind mom, it's me. If I don't make it back, You Love I!" Disconnect