A farmer has three daughters, all of whom he's very protective of. One night, all three of them have dates. The farmer sits by the door with a shotgun waiting for each boy to show up. The first date arrives and says "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going to get spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer decides that the boy is trustworthy, puts down his gun and sends his daughter off with him. The second date arrives and says "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to see a show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer decides that the boy is also trustworthy, puts down his gun and sends his other daughter off with him. The third date arrives and says "Hi, I'm Chuck-" BANG!