Just for giggles, I will tell a story on myself.
I woke up this morning, tossed and turned a bit, checked the time and realized Thing 1 had about 15 minutes to get up and out of the house and he hadn't stirred.
So I got up and went upstairs and woke him and came down to help put himself together to leave....
And realized I was an hour early. It was 4:45 not 5:45.
I have apologized....