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July 20th, 2022
catnik 10:02am
:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
earldebuke 10:02am
HA! HA !
rae 10:02am
It may not distract them LONG, but hopefully will for long enough to get into the truck! WITH a deer!
rae 10:03am
If she had legerdemain she would then case Ensnare so that goopy peanut butter stuck their mouths shut 😄
rae 10:03am
:lion_face: MRRRRGGRRRRPHHH!
earldebuke 10:04am
HUH, silly question time; did I say whether this was a boy or girl deer? 😊
catnik 10:05am
we have not
rae 10:05am
Hmmmmmmmm
rae 10:05am
coin? 😄
rae 10:06am
Or split the difference and it's an effeminate stag named Bambi, who is a drag queen in his mortal form
catnik 10:06am
heh
earldebuke 10:06am
No, the drag queen part of this adventure comes later
earldebuke 10:06am
/roll coin
Roller 10:06am
@earldebuke flips a coin
Result
Tails!
earldebuke 10:06am
It's a goyle!
catnik 10:06am
mid-july, they still have velvety antlers. So fuzzy.
rae 10:06am
Then again, stags are big and more likely to have fucked up the rig, so if there's no damage, it's likely a...
rae 10:06am
yep!
catnik 10:07am
welp, moto point!
catnik 10:07am
*moot
rae 10:07am
I won't share the link because there is a picture, but:

"TACOMA, Wash. -- A semi truck driver likely got quite the scare when a deer crashed through the windshield of his cab on I-5 in Tacoma Monday morning.

The driver told troopers he was heading north approaching the Bridgeport Way exit around 10:30 a.m. when a deer raced across the southbound lanes, and jumped across the jersey barrier into northbound traffic.

"The deer leapt, (and) it was struck on the front left corner of the semi truck," said Trooper Guy Gull with the Washington State Patrol. "It turned broadside in the air and came through the windshield broadside and landed on the steering column of the truck."

Despite the commotion, the driver was able to get the semi pulled over to the shoulder without hitting any other cars.

Trooper Guy Gill praised the driver for keeping his wits."
rae 10:07am
THROUGH the windshield!
earldebuke 10:08am
YUP
catnik 10:08am
deer will FUCK UP your car
shadylady 10:08am
I have my VA BLT.
earldebuke 10:08am
Around Mid Tennesee, a guy had a deer dive through the woods down onto the road and LAND in the bed of his pick up
rae 10:08am
earldebuke 10:08am
/roll 2
Roller 10:08am
@earldebuke rolls 2 dice (diff 6)
Rolls
[1, 5]
Result
BOTCH!
earldebuke 10:08am
/roll 2
Roller 10:08am
@earldebuke rolls 2 dice (diff 6)
Rolls
[5, 6]
Result
Successes: 1
rae 10:08am
a sedan will get totaled
earldebuke 10:08am
/roll 2
Roller 10:08am
@earldebuke rolls 2 dice (diff 6)
Rolls
[5, 2]
Result
Failure
shadylady 10:09am
Hell, we hit a DEAD deer in the road in Okla and screwed up the car good. Not to mention the smell.....
rae 10:10am
oof
earldebuke 10:16am
Yup. Powerful critters in thier way
catnik 10:18am
deer pooka would be SO pretty
catnik 10:19am
I am picturing that kinda pinteresty/instagrammy makeup style
catnik 10:19am
like
catnik 10:19am
earldebuke 10:21am
nICE. i'm stealing that
catnik 10:22am
ha
rae 10:23am
rae 10:23am
so many options! 😄
rae 10:23am
boo
rae 10:23am
there
rae 10:23am
catnik 10:23am
adorbs!
catnik 10:23am
but very "fae" y;know?