"And then there's the closet sluagh! WOO!" // "tis the twenty first century, no one cares that thou fancy other lads, Ebeneezer" //"oh pooh... can we not at least victorian it up a little?" /"oh very well, hello Ebenezeer, how goes thy love that dare not speak it's name?" //"he's fine, thanks!.." Cough "I mean, a boon companion"