#ooc

centaur

Creepy!

I think centaurs work best when the horse part is smaller

or the human is larger?

So you're saying Centaur women are.. chesty.

I think they're probably looking trolls i nthe eye yeah

Piers Anthony 'justified' that claim by pointing out that they had hella big babies to feed

Good enough!

Piers Anthony is also a pedophilic creeper, sooooooooooo

Yeah. It makes me sad, because he did build a wonderful fantasy world that would have existed fine WITHOUT the misogyny and childlike nymphos

I read it when I was young enough to miss most of that in favor of "Wow! Centaurs and Rocs and Zombies and each human has their own special magical talent!"

And the PUNS oh lord the puns

right?

12 year old me was ALL ABOUT THAT

I remember making a list on paper to show my sister who, predictably, didn't get it

As an adult, I'm actually fucking mad about the fact that he couldn't just keep his peepee's feelings in line

It infects his incarnations series, too

which, man, the CONCEPT of them is so good

It really was

Like, you could have had anthropomorphised Death (oh, Death!) and War and the Fates and all without the subplot about the... what was it, 16 YO abused girl who fell in love with the judge who ruled in her favor, and then spend 5 min in "other Realm" which joyfully means two years passed in 'real time' making her 18 and fuckable

YUP

I did like a lot of his stuff as well. On a pale horse had some bad ass scenes. Fighting hellhounds etc.

I knoowwwww

that's why it sucks that his horndog bullshit ruined it

once you see it, it is pretty hrd to unsee

What finally convinced me was reading one of his other stand alone books... Firefly, I think it was called?

And they justify sex with a 5 year old, because she was into it

That made me nope out HARD

(I mean, as ANYONE should)

LARGE NOPE

12 y-o me could kinda understand a 16 yo and an older man?

but this is something entirely different

ick

I still have a tune in my head from yesterday.
"If you're a nazi and you're fired, it's your fault 👏 "

That is catchy! G

there's a second verse!

If you’re a fascist and you’re maced that’s on you! 
If you’re a fascist and you’re maced that’s on you! 
When you try to stage a coup
But you haven’t got a clue
If you’re a fascist and you’re maced that’s on you!

Did you see the animaniacs clip?

noooo

ahahahaha

i love toph!

Toph is great

grete reminds me of her

Yup. Poor rich girl trapped for a while