#ooc

momphone

D, I am glad you survived your visitors.

I was telling mom of the heaping mountain of bullshit

in more detail than I shared here

but, y'know, heaping mountain

oof, gyrf ordered a mountain of indian food

I guess we're not cooking for a couple days

SWEEEEEEET.

I can think of worse problems.

It was housemate's brother and his kid. I was good and didn't say "B is a hellbeast and you should be ashamed for chaining your sister to her 90% of the year"

ooooooooo

ooo for indian

and D, you were very well behaved

and correct

You're a hero, D.

Housetrained too

fuck housemate's brother, he's not pulling his weight

Ok, bread and cheese were just right and now I have peppermint tea.

Ah, to be fair, it's probably less than 90 %, and he has kids that don't need B's toxic nature around them

what kind of cheese?

Cheddar.

cheddar!

Long pause, Mr. D., sorry...need to read a thing here.

Okay, back, but may be pauses.

Okay

Watching her strut, strut, strut
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt, butt, butt

"My Trollish lumps, my swolesh lumps, my lovely trolly humps"

HEYYYYY.

Oh Lawd, the mental images......

food ETA 10 min

Let us know what he got!!

"Glass arm, wood leg, is anyone from Darkgate still original factory condition?"

Hey, the arm is not glass anymoer 🙂

There's a one-eyed boggan around somewhere.....

Yeah, that was beautiful work, that glass arm, and it's a shame it got destroyed.

Alas

"I eat Indian food. I do. Really."

Man, I miss Chinese takeout.

I'm having home made pork and rice 🙂 Pretty good

And 1952 Ivanhoe on screen G

We had make-your-own tacos.

Servant: Milord, there is a stranger at your gate who begs shelter. He is a Jew who calls himself Isaac of York.

Sir Brian de Bois-Guilbert: I share no roof with an infidel.

Wamba: Why not, sir knight? For every Jew you show me who's not a Christian, l'll show you a Christian who's not a Christian.

I love Wamba

Naan for kittens?

I have actually never read nor watched Ivanhoe. I know this needs to be rectified.

1952 movie version is my fav

Cedric the saxon is SUCH a Gwydion lord role model

BRB

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