#ooc

BBASAP

Yeah, I think I can go live for gloaming. Still PBEM for Coradel, I think.

aw, ok

What did you want to do, Catnik?

You mentioned either Kerri or Chief wanting to talk to Dag

and the dumbass is now stuck to the couch

Ahem, it's pronounced Dumas. Lofty

Kinda here! But also...

No fingers for a bit

mmmm

Oh, don't think I can manage Kerri or Brekke right now.

no worries

we're Not Sure

This things have to be broken in carefully, you know.

I loaded it with catnip

Ha. Clever

VERY distressed

Something like...

So this is Christmas... and what did you wear? Why aren't you freezing... your body's so bare!

Satyrs.

Pan bless em

Due to one of those convoluted family conversations, my oldest is now referring to 'his tender muscle meat'.

And we are reviewing how to shower with my youngest.

How's YOU doin'?

I am SO glad my son is not a pre-teen anymore.

Wait, you mean you have to ..like use soap at the smelly areas?

Overheard: "It smells like someone that doesn't know how to clean themselves." - DH

"It smells like meat." - T1

"T1 if you're eating mean that smells like that...." - DH

I married or made them, folks......

BB ASAP

Gotta wash that tackle, boys.

I have a brother 5 years younger. Boys sometimes need a bit of hygeine learnin' round that time

I mean...........

Here's the thing; you get sent back up to clean yourself, come back down in the SAME PJs and CLAIM to have showered b/c your hair is wet? But you smell?

BRB

I don't mind lying at this point. I'm in survival mode; I mind lying BADLY......

Tell him you need to take him to a doctor because if he really did, then this is sign of a medical condition

Start arranging a good day for the appointment

see how he reacts?

(Mind you, some folks really DO have terminaly bad body odor no matter how much they clean but I doubt that's the case here)

I LIKE IT!

I will pull that out next time.

Which is to say, later this week.

I'd tell him he gets a choice. He washes himself correctly, or he gets mom to wash him.

I imagine he's probably old enough for that to be mortifying?

Thing2 is 10 and I already announced we'd be working together on cleanliness this week.......

To his horrified screams.

See? Beez has a "why would you do that?" face.

Looks like a slightly-stoned face to me.

I read it as a look of profound disappointment in humanity