#ooc

.......

Not wrong.

I have been told , without specifics, that Elsa meets another female character for 10 minutes, and a part of the LGBT community immediately shipped them.

I'm like.. 'you can talk to someone of the same sex for 10 minutes'

but hey, they have high hopes

There WAS a lot of hope, I think. AND the film KILLS a theory about a certain King of the Jungle.... but. Still. If you go just to see the next chapter? You will be pleasantly delighted AND..... D you have to see it.

I'll try. But with B in our lives our movie going has been badly crippled

Fair. I might mail it to you when/if I can.

No need. We get them on DVD pretty fast around here 🙂 Our collection is huge in fact

But thank you

TXT: You wouldn't either if you'd seen how mad Uncle Frank got when Siv was sunbathing on the rig's hood!

I had almost forgetten about that

Guys...they fought off the London knife attacker with a NARWHAL TUSK.

I saw that, and meant to mention....

I heard 🙂

This particular article is wonderful, in Vanity Fair style. Also, it has footage.

🙂 Thank you

Santa was at daycare...

Should we go live with the road trip?

Awwww........

I want to go to day care!

Santa is stealing a dog? The bastard

Awwwww!!!!

I can't go live until 2:40, still grading papers and doing audio.

Gotcha

/roll 2

In London's great city
Though some may think it's Sh***y
Gave birth the tale of a Pole named Lukasz
A Chef quite fearless
don't know if his cooking is peerless
but his courage and a narwhal horn would help keep some
Alive Alive O

Alive Alive O
Alive Alive O
With Whale horn and courage
Alive Alive O

A terrorist with two knives got free,
Went on a stabbing spree
with fake suicide vest
By ankle bracelet he was not hobbled
As he shed blood on the cobbles
Clearly this asshat was a psycho!

A freaking psycho!
A freaking psycho!
Who would stop this freaking psycho?

Well good chef Lukasz moved like the flash
Grabbing a five foot narwhal horn from nearby wall
With the terrorist he tangled,
his hand got sort of mangled
But bravely he fought with sea spear in hand!

A horn wielding Pole
Quite a brave soul
With help from a convict
Lukasz kept others alive, alive O

Is there a moral to this story?
Both sublime and gory?
I guess it's keep to your faith that good will prevail
When dark as the world seems
so bad you could just scream
Think of the hero who used the horn of a whale
Alive Alive-O
Alive, Alive O
Singing Irish tunes about London Poles
Alive, Alive O!

The Brain has done it again.

In my head canon I think Lukasz was a troll , and the narwhal horn actuall how mortals saw his magic spear.. a mighty hearth, our Lukasz

Ha! Excellent! I agree with this head canon.

Quite a few comments are being made about how given all the complaints about Eastern Europeans in London, maybe folks should reconsider their distaste for 'foriegners' "Damn Poles, taking our terrorists" one guy quipped

Ha!

Sadly, the terrorist is of middle eastern origin, isn't he?

Or, wasn't he?

Pakastani I think

Which is likely to reinforce some of those same prejudices.

Yeah.

Ah.

The knife wielder was once involved in a knife plot

bombing plot

Yeah. And the other hero is a convicted murderer. It's a very London story.

The wild card that really mangles any sense of moral absolutism is the guy who helped Lukasz, one James Ford.... but you're already ahead of me.

Convicted murderer of a disabled teenager

Life sentence

Yup. nod Also tried to help one of the stabbing victims.

and then... grabs a fire extinguisher and does heroic stuff