#ooc

obviously, she needs to get in more trouble

I have a plan

or two

heck, no one even needs to die

I have... a headache

Please, don't task your ancient secretary who can barely use anything more complex than a rotary phone, with updating your website in WordPress

oof

I'm sorry, Rae.

She's asking me how to make the copy and the paste go

yikes.

and then saying things like "Okay, I something there, what did that do?" "Lady, I'm sorry, I cannot see your computer over the phone... I have no idea what you did"

Ponders * How do you... *Wisdom check made put up with that

It's not her fault

It isn't. nod I'm embarrassed to this day how terrible i am with smart phones

Brekke still prefers the rotary too!

I should just think of her as Brekke, and if I lose patience she could crush my weeny little skull

aw

Ohh, this IS Adam's first ogre

Dagmar fell seelie hard

it wasn't intentional!

ponders the new sea trod* a too-smug serpent with new fins and gills wriggles through a trod at the bottom of a Garden pond in jefferson park, and ends up in a NJ lake. Does a little sight-seeing, eats a monkey or two, and heads home.*

Awwww!!

:lion_face: "Tsk, Anku, you know that monkeys are terrible for your digestion. You go put that back where it came from!"

ha!

What are the other names?

that little danger noodle is SO SMUG

arye, allon, and anku

and I am as surprised as you are that I remembered them

and of course it's Zara's noodle

She IS like their (ahem) fairy godmother

Which is the one that likes August? Allon?

Yes! The green one ^_^

...Should have gone with blue

And Arye is Vince's.

Anku would argue that Zara is HERS, thank you.

fair

Earl would like her on weekends please

heh

Ooooooo, oh no he DID'NT

Oh, he did.

welp, he asked for it

True fact!

gonna say it: Adam is kind of a dick, and Sam deserves better

But he's cute and a good smooch! There are much worse first flings

true

Well, if he's reading that way, I'm playing him right!

heh

Tempted to have connor intrude