After waiting about 15 minutes after being seated for anything else... and we went to eat because we were, you know.... HUNGRY... and it's 30 minutes past Thing bedtime..... I went up to the host stand and said "Hi, we'd like 6 waters, a double martini, the biggest Fosters you have and a few more drink orders...."
(Woman in non-server-gear) You haven't been served yet?
Me: No. *blink*
Woman: Oh no.... (Reads: AW HELL NO......)
And then things got underway.