"Ahem, taking inspiration from our daughter, so far I have," She clears her throat "This sucks! Those fucks! Stealing a horse hold!! The Dame's got good claim! Who cares if she's old? She helps the kids who can't hold still, she helps autistic children deal, and there's a carrot with every meal... Unfair we should care, the baroness pettily dares? We should fight, for the Dame's right! Oh and did I mention that STORMSTAFF SUCKS!"