#ooc

*Santa voice Oh you wanna go? Santa’s off the clock right now if ya wanna do the Man Dance! *breaks beer bottle, slips on spilled beer

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Oh the great pumpkin will cut a bitch and candy will come out!

why am I seeing a drunken Murphy with a santa hat and a beard on elastic worn like a necklace?

Ha

One of my favorite lines on the internet "If they didn't want a war on Christmas they shouldn't have attacked Halloween by marching through Thanksgiving"