#ooc

like... so worried that a good animal would get "ruined" by Dirk

Oh Scrot will be fine.

Looks at that sentence The name itself casts doubt on that doesn't it?

yeup

She's a sweetie

just ugly, poor thing

Awww, poor Smeach

Yeah. as Dirk might say "She's so loving she's retarded" Pet pet

What was that Botch?

What botch? I see no botch. 😎

But Dirk might benefit from somebody that loves him. There are caps that are assholes, but not paper-thin monsters

...though woe betide any who mess with Scrot

Oh yeah, he might nto be good for the pet, but if anyone else hurt an animal he likes. Well, let's just say Chainsaws ccoming through your door as your name is screamed with hate and fury might be possible

Pet might be good for him

aw. Connor.

He’d be fine for the pet when it’s a pet as easy as Smeach-scrote

true

Oh Dirk, you smooth charmer

heh

Bahahahaha Oh Dirk

"How, Great Blue Chief of Skytall Tribe. Me, Dirk. You wanna smokem peacepipe, me good.I..." COnfused look as Nunneh appear to murder him

That said "happy endings are for other dreams" might be a motto for Nightmares kithain like sluagh and Redcaps

even a fluffy bunny like Z

Might be. Earl believes otherwise. Troubadour power!

awww

Also, he's seen the DeBuke 'Happy Ending'... it wasn't for him. That's why he's the black sheep of the family 🙂

fat and married with 3 -6 kids?

Farmer Earl, putting his artistic urges to the side to do "real" work and help the family

and yes, marrying a nice troll or troll kin girl to continue the line.

Not for him.

nope

He might want kids, but after learning his mother's secret he wants love and forget those who don't think that love makes sense.

Yeah

Zara is not sure about kids. Or if Earl is a Trueheart.

But, well - 17

Right. Even Earl knows that's too young for somethings. He's still hopeful

But he does hope to master Flickerflash. While he is doing it 68% for Zara, he has gotten a taste for travel of his own too

ooo, it's sukkot

time to live in the pretty tent!

Tassels?

sure!

and plants of various kinds

and oh god, fabric

Hirim. Just... hirim.

Hirim will be in his glorious element