#ooc

Oh, mom....

HI

Oh, geez.

Butt-dialing Moms. Good name for a band.

And they both seemed so baffled when I called again and got back

I have, when on stage, got a call from the DH. Now, our system is, text for everything but emergencies; CALL for emergencies. So I have to get off stage and answer, right? I get someone to take my position and by the time I'm off stage (5 min or so to get free and walk over) he's left a message.

5 minutes of butt-dialed car-convo with the kids.

Ha! Oh, geez...and you're panicking that whole time.

Sympathy

My mom doesn't knoww how to clear her voicemail box. So it's either 'get her then' or forget it

Definitely a project for the next time you see her.

My brother mentioned mom's mail box is full, and he's leaving it that way. Less confusion.

Makes sense.

*nod* Yeah, we're just going with each repeated conversation as being a conversation we've had for the first time now. She's so deep in denial about so many things there's no pay-off for trying to sort it out. I'm just glad she didn't try to come down to 'help.'

Chuckle I know what you mean

Yeah...i think at a certain point there's limited return in trying to make senile people remember what's actually going on.

Not looking forward to that myself. But by then I plan to be a brain in a jar hooked up to a virtual paradise. In Canada, fewer popups and ads

Ha. Yes.

I like it. Can I come too?

Sure. We'll take our flyinng cars to Canada

not our jet packs?

You have to wear your helmet if you take those

*SNERK*

Hey, is Tweak in labor yet?

We were discussing that earlier. Not yet. She's just...insane.

Soon ish

Unless she ends up overdue.

Oh she'd love that

"You kid is a slacker, crawley! and that's not from MY Side of the family!"

So very.

Poor Symond

"Yo! In there! Yer bein' fuckin' EVICTED, so vamonos!"

haha

....and I just learned that while vamonos means "let's go"...vamanos means "handcuffs"

......

Well. 50-50.

Right?

Odd on an overdue first birth?

Unrelated roll: Charisma & Etiquette

/roll 5 noexplode

Ok, I'm going to call that as August Gets A Job lifeguarding, unless someone has a better idea?

Well, Leonora's bikini wear just came into use again

Oh, Coradel's in on that action. 🙂

Oh good Lord....

And Siv visits!

jk on that

*passes out*

*revives*

YIKES.