"You are sixteen , it doesn't matter what you're 'going on', away from certain actions you will stay. We know you will date, lads that we hate, but your curfew you will obey! Totally unprepared are you, don't give me that eye roll! Some boys will be more than jerks to you, and we're protective TROLLS! you still need boundaries and structures, as your sensuality you explore. So you'll have to abide a bit longer on the rules we set before. You are sixteen doesn't matter what you're 'going on': You'll thank uuuuuss some day"